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24 hours, one unmarked URL. All times in ET by default — switch zones below. Live items stream; finals items happen on the finals stream on 20 Jun; optional items are explicitly opt-in.

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Friday · 19 Jun 2026
Kickoff · clock starts · one-day sprint
  1. 08:30Live
    Pre-show
    Discord opens. Coffee opens. The stream waiting room is the lobby track.
  2. 09:00Live
    Kickoff stream
    OnlyWorks × Orbis read the manifesto. An Orbis demo. One (1) accidental swear word.
  3. 09:00Async
    Build window begins
    24-hour clock starts (09:00 ET). Commit hashes after this point count. Previous ones do not.
  4. 09:30Live
    Theme reveal
    This year there is no theme. You are the theme. It has been verified.
  5. 10:00Live
    Judge introductions
    Guest judges + the OnlyWorks panel. Each reveals their personal weird north star.
  6. 10:30Optional
    Team formation
    Discord channels by track. Solos welcome. Matchmaking bot deployed.
  7. 12:00Sponsor
    Office hours · OnlyWorks API
    How to wire your build to OnlyWorks for verification. Demo + Q&A.
  8. 14:00Sponsor
    Craft talk · 30 min
    Guest TBA — we're courting an engineer who builds joke games that ship to real app stores.
  9. 15:00Sponsor
    Office hours · design crit
    Screenshare your UI. Receive opinions. The opinions are correct.
  10. 17:00Async
    Submissions open
    Publish early to lock in (17:00 ET). You may keep building right up to the close.
  11. 21:00Live
    Mid-build sync
    15 min checkin stream (21:00 ET). Show your scaffold, your first crime.
  12. 23:00Optional
    Overnight IRC
    A real (text-only) IRC channel opens for the all-nighter people.
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Saturday · 20 Jun 2026
Submissions close · online finals · the URL reveal
◆ Final Door
  1. 07:00Live
    Last sync-down
    Last one. Short. Brace.
  2. 08:30Async
    Submissions soft close
    Judges begin watching. You may keep editing your README. Nobody else may.
  3. 09:00Async
    Submissions close (HARD)
    24 hours up (09:00 ET). Anything pushed after this is for posterity, not points.
  4. 13:00Live
    Finalists announced
    Eight (8) projects. Emails sent at 13:00 ET — demo from wherever you are.
  5. 15:00Live
    Finalist call · briefing
    Finalists hop on a private call to walk through the order, the stream, the rules.
  6. 17:00Finals
    Stream opens · live finals
    An unmarked URL. Link shared with finalists and registered builders alongside the 13:00 ET announcement.
  7. 18:00Finals
    Demos · round 1
    Four projects, three minutes each, ruthless Q&A. Bring your own snacks.
  8. 19:00Finals
    Intermission · weird tribute
    A short film honouring the projects that did not make finals. They were good.
  9. 19:30Finals
    Demos · round 2
    The other four. The judges look tired but exhilarated. So do you.
  10. 20:45Finals
    Judges deliberate
    The chat stays open. Your mic does not. That is for the audience.
  11. 21:30Finals
    Awards ceremony
    Track + secondary prizes announced; grand prize winner revealed end of July. Trophies mailed. The trophies are themselves a joke.
  12. 22:30Finals
    After-hours weirdtape
    Open jam · open mic · open mind. Recording strongly discouraged.
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